Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MKIV

[Cliff Rogers]

showers?

[watson]

April or Golden (depends)

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Acid :(

[oges]

wash

[John Saxton]

dishwasher

[watson]

her

[Wood Butcher]

him

[Groggy]

shim :eek:

[Cliff Rogers]

it

[ernknot]

E.t.

[fred.n]

Rugby League

[Doughboy]

Dally Messenger

[Ashore]

Daily Planet

[Doughboy]

Planetarium

[fred.n]

Star City

[Doughboy]

hamlet

[bennylaird]

Alas poor Yorrick

[Cliff Rogers]

Skull & Cross Bones

[Harry72]

Talk like a pirate day

[AlexS]

aaarrrgh me hearties

[Cliff Rogers]

Penzance

[bennylaird]

Pirates Dance?

[echnidna]

walking the plank

[Cliff Rogers]

Walking the plank is a form of execution popularly (but incorrectly) believed to have been widely practiced by pirates. As usually described, it involved the victim being forced to walk off the end of a wooden plank or beam extended over the side of a ship, thereby falling into the water to drown, sometimes with bound hands, and/or in shark-infested waters (these predators often follow a ship). In fact, there is no evidence of this practice ever being widespread, and it seems more likely that victims were simply thrown over the side of the ship. It has, however, become a major part of modern imaginings of pirates, and is frequently depicted in literature and films. It is thought to have first been popularized in the novel Peter Pan.

It should not be confused with the well-documented naval keelhauling

[bennylaird]

Barnakles hurt though.

[echnidna]

lets keelhaul cliffy.

whose gunna catch him

[bennylaird]

slippery little sucker

[Cliff Rogers]

something fishy

[bennylaird]

nah will only get deleted

[Ashore]

made from sugar and spice

[Cliff Rogers]

how come it smells fishy?

[John Saxton]

If'n ya bin fishin' ya gotta know:rolleyes:

[Harry72]

how to cast!

[Woodgrub]

get back on track

[echnidna]

here comes the train

[Cliff Rogers]

winding back to

[AlexS]

fast forward

[Doughboy]

Aston Martin

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Dean Martin

[Groggy]

Jerry Lewis

[fred.n]

Wally (the King)

[watson]

Where's Wally

[Doughboy]

Cane toad

[echnidna]

frog

[Harry72]

in the throat

[Doughboy]

thorasic cancer

[Woodgrub]

pessimist

[AlexS]

half empty

[Cliff Rogers]

head

[fred.n]

Tails

[echnidna]

double headed penny

[skot]

bad penny

[Doughboy]

Blood Money

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Doctor's bill

[John Saxton]

mortgage :rolleyes:

[ernknot]

in the poo

[Harry72]

Long drop

[bennylaird]

10. 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2. 1, ???????????????
Where's the chute?
There's supposed to be a CHUTE?????????????????????????????????????????????

[fred.n]

Green on.....GO!!

[Doughboy]

Green grocer

[coedcae]

cabbage

[echnidna]

grub

[Cliff Rogers]

screw

[Ashore]

driver

[meansy_wood]

mark skaife

[echnidna]

roller skate

[Doughboy]

sk8er boy - avril lavigne

[Groggy]

Cheapskate

[John Saxton]

taker...not a giver

[Wood Butcher]

Indian Giver

[Cliff Rogers]

Darrell Hair

[echnidna]

Darrel Lea Chocolates

[Groggy]

laxatives

[JackoH]

Syrup of Figs!

[Doughboy]

F.i.g.j.a.m.

[Harry72]

Damhikt

[Ashore]

Dam busters

[Shedhand]

bouncer

[AlexS]

rubber ball

[John Saxton]

cheque :eek:

[echnidna]

loot

[watson]

payola

[fred.n]

Moola

[Wood Butcher]

Money

[Buzzer]

Red back

[echnidna]

dunny seat

[Groggy]

flash in the pan


(for the smokers)

[bennylaird]

Burnt offerings

[Groggy]

scorched almonds


oooohhhhh....

[bennylaird]

One fat sausage sizzling in the pan,

Sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle one went bang?

[Cliff Rogers]

fire

[watson]

When you see the whites of their eyes

Noel

[Cliff Rogers]

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[Doughboy]

Sniper rifle

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Shot in the dark

[watson]

sellers

[echnidna]

pink panther

[Doughboy]

Kato

[watson]

and elephants

noel

[Terry B]

Trunk