View Full Version : Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MKIV
ernknot
22nd August 2006, 06:51 AM
silver plate
bennylaird
22nd August 2006, 08:40 AM
silver bullet
oges
22nd August 2006, 09:40 AM
warewolf
AlexS
22nd August 2006, 01:34 PM
hardware
bennylaird
22nd August 2006, 01:41 PM
software
HappyHammer
22nd August 2006, 01:58 PM
underwear
Skew ChiDAMN!!
22nd August 2006, 02:17 PM
somewhere
Red_B'
22nd August 2006, 02:33 PM
Due to inherit a chain of house framing factories when his sickly, widower father dies, Darrel decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
At a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away and so approached her.
"I'm just an ordinary bloke," he said, "But in a week or two my father will die and I will inherit a 20 million dollar business."
The woman went home with Darrell and the next day became his stepmother.
John Saxton
22nd August 2006, 03:43 PM
one powerball ;)
Cliff Rogers
22nd August 2006, 06:29 PM
oddball
Wood Butcher
22nd August 2006, 06:42 PM
screwball
echnidna
22nd August 2006, 07:00 PM
nutter
Harry72
22nd August 2006, 10:27 PM
in a tea cup
echnidna
22nd August 2006, 10:32 PM
one lump or two?
Doughboy
22nd August 2006, 10:35 PM
sugar sugar
Cliff Rogers
22nd August 2006, 11:38 PM
Honey, honey. You are my candy girl, ...
Harry72
23rd August 2006, 01:01 AM
I been watchin you
ernknot
23rd August 2006, 06:47 AM
peeping tom
JackoH
23rd August 2006, 09:29 AM
Lady Godiva
bennylaird
23rd August 2006, 10:03 AM
twin peaks
Cliff Rogers
23rd August 2006, 10:37 AM
Not her again. :D
http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/attachment.php?attachmentid=20065&d=1141095947
bennylaird
23rd August 2006, 10:40 AM
more than a mouthful
Tex79
23rd August 2006, 11:33 AM
Gobstopper
AlexS
23rd August 2006, 11:56 AM
all day sucker
HappyHammer
23rd August 2006, 02:07 PM
7 11
bennylaird
23rd August 2006, 02:08 PM
56 26 36 my guess
floobyduster
23rd August 2006, 02:12 PM
Bingo
HappyHammer
23rd August 2006, 02:17 PM
Banjo
Christopha
23rd August 2006, 02:25 PM
Kill!
ernknot
23rd August 2006, 04:49 PM
Bill
echnidna
23rd August 2006, 06:06 PM
Monica
JackoH
23rd August 2006, 06:42 PM
Cigars.
ss_11000
23rd August 2006, 06:48 PM
close but no
fred.n
23rd August 2006, 07:43 PM
Hillary:mad:
Terry B
23rd August 2006, 11:27 PM
Sir Edmond
echnidna
23rd August 2006, 11:30 PM
Dame Edna
John Saxton
24th August 2006, 12:20 AM
Gladioli's
oges
24th August 2006, 12:22 AM
ravioli
Doughboy
24th August 2006, 12:26 AM
fasta pasta
Cliff Rogers
24th August 2006, 12:44 AM
sketti
fred.n
24th August 2006, 07:21 AM
Baked Beans
ernknot
24th August 2006, 07:48 AM
Pheeew!
bennylaird
24th August 2006, 08:26 AM
and far between
oges
24th August 2006, 08:43 AM
remote
floobyduster
24th August 2006, 10:12 AM
control
Felder
24th August 2006, 10:14 AM
freak
bennylaird
24th August 2006, 10:22 AM
Great Hobby
Tex79
24th August 2006, 01:25 PM
Achtung!
Felder
24th August 2006, 01:29 PM
Baby
bennylaird
24th August 2006, 01:31 PM
Breast feeding
Cliff Rogers
24th August 2006, 01:50 PM
Not sure what she feeds them but it works.
http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/attachment.php?attachmentid=20065&d=1141095947
Tex79
24th August 2006, 01:56 PM
Obsessive Compulsive - Cliff, this is a known disorder there are people who can help!!
bennylaird
24th August 2006, 02:08 PM
She rubs toilet paper between them. Works on most womens backsides as well.
AlexS
24th August 2006, 02:41 PM
big breaths
Doughboy
24th August 2006, 02:44 PM
Lung capacity
bennylaird
24th August 2006, 02:49 PM
Ballast
Cliff Rogers
24th August 2006, 02:50 PM
She rubs toilet paper between them. Works on most womens backsides as well.
Doughboy
24th August 2006, 02:54 PM
Ballustrade
... and Cliff you worry me sometimes....
Pete
bennylaird
24th August 2006, 02:54 PM
It's a bum wrap.
Doughboy
24th August 2006, 03:25 PM
Presents
Christopha
24th August 2006, 04:20 PM
of mind
ernknot
24th August 2006, 04:30 PM
dim wit
Doughboy
24th August 2006, 04:34 PM
Dim lit
Pete
Terry B
24th August 2006, 05:30 PM
Astronomy!
Skew ChiDAMN!!
24th August 2006, 05:42 PM
Smog watching.
:(
ernknot
24th August 2006, 06:01 PM
mud wrestling
Christopha
24th August 2006, 07:31 PM
Baked Beans!
ernknot
24th August 2006, 07:55 PM
horse and carting
Doughboy
24th August 2006, 08:03 PM
Get carter
ernknot
24th August 2006, 11:22 PM
taxi truck
fred.n
25th August 2006, 07:19 AM
Tuk Tuk
Buzzer
25th August 2006, 09:35 AM
nip 'n tuk
bennylaird
25th August 2006, 09:37 AM
not her again Cliff?
floobyduster
25th August 2006, 10:13 AM
deja vu
Cliff Rogers
25th August 2006, 11:00 AM
Play it again Sam?
Doughboy
25th August 2006, 11:10 AM
Humphrey Bergman
Christopha
25th August 2006, 02:44 PM
Heres Humphrey
Doughboy
25th August 2006, 03:08 PM
Fat cat
HappyHammer
25th August 2006, 04:20 PM
Garfield
bennylaird
25th August 2006, 04:21 PM
Puss in Boots
Skew ChiDAMN!!
25th August 2006, 04:53 PM
Elvira
Doughboy
25th August 2006, 04:55 PM
Mistress of Darkness
Cliff Rogers
25th August 2006, 05:02 PM
Not her again. :D (It would be dark in there.)
Doughboy
25th August 2006, 05:26 PM
Her?? Hirsute
fred.n
25th August 2006, 05:59 PM
Furry
ernknot
25th August 2006, 10:16 PM
fuzzy
floobyduster
25th August 2006, 10:54 PM
logic
Doughboy
25th August 2006, 10:55 PM
Common Sense
ozwinner
25th August 2006, 10:58 PM
has no
John Saxton
25th August 2006, 11:23 PM
-where to go
Skew ChiDAMN!!
26th August 2006, 12:32 AM
all dressed up...
Doughboy
26th August 2006, 01:30 AM
Nowhere to run
JackoH
26th August 2006, 10:25 AM
Run but can't hide!
Doughboy
26th August 2006, 10:37 AM
Runaway Bride
Buzzer
26th August 2006, 11:14 AM
Run Forest run...
Rodgera
26th August 2006, 12:02 PM
way to go
ss_11000
26th August 2006, 04:42 PM
left
Doughboy
26th August 2006, 06:40 PM
Two step
AlexS
26th August 2006, 10:10 PM
green apple
ss_11000
26th August 2006, 10:15 PM
granny smith