Poor man's security system

[Baz]

How To install a poor-man's security system:

Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots - a really big pair.
Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
Put a dog dish beside it - a really big dog dish. Leave a note on your front door that
says something like:

"Jacko, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in half an hour.
Don't disturb the Pitbulls - they've just been wormed, and they’re "

[RufflyRustic]

Funny? Yes, but I've been known to ... do some of the above on the odd occaision - made me feel better, but I don't know how HWMNBO would handle it if he ever saw it outside the bedroom door :D

Well, it is Friday night.....

[Daddles]

Hey Tikki, would it work for Sadie?

Richard

[Tikki]

The bullet will ... the day is drawing near :D :D

Cheers
Tikki :)