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Gra
2nd February 2006, 04:58 PM
Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as
I Was ever gonna get
No matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer!

Tikki
2nd February 2006, 05:12 PM
Cute :p .... but get off your own ever expanding butt and get your own flamin' beer! :( :( :D :D

Cheers
Tikki :)

Gra
2nd February 2006, 05:47 PM
You been checking out my but again tikki:D

Tikki
2nd February 2006, 05:52 PM
Nope ... never seen it, no desire to ... but you sound guilty :D :D

Cheers
Tikki :) ... waiting for the bridge builder to arrive :o

Daddles
2nd February 2006, 09:57 PM
You single Gra or just aspiring to it :confused:

Richard

Gra
3rd February 2006, 08:24 PM
You single Gra or just aspiring to it :confused:

Richard

Nah.. Wife cant work the computer :D:D:D