John Saxton
30th October 2000, 08:34 PM
A man went into a pub and ordered a dry martini. The olive went into a small jar he carried with him.
He drank quickly and ordered another.And another.Always putting the olive in the jar.
After about an hour the jar was full and the man staggered out with it.
"What a weirdo!" exclaimed a customer.
"Not really," sais the barman."What would you do if your wife sent you out to get a jar of olives for tonights party,and all the shops were shut?"
and
The worst things about being an egg are:
* You only get laid once
**********************************To find out the rest email John.
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He drank quickly and ordered another.And another.Always putting the olive in the jar.
After about an hour the jar was full and the man staggered out with it.
"What a weirdo!" exclaimed a customer.
"Not really," sais the barman."What would you do if your wife sent you out to get a jar of olives for tonights party,and all the shops were shut?"
and
The worst things about being an egg are:
* You only get laid once
**********************************To find out the rest email John.
[This message has been edited by (edited 30 October 2000).]
[This message has been edited by ubeaut (edited 01 November 2000).]