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John Saxton
30th October 2000, 08:34 PM
A man went into a pub and ordered a dry martini. The olive went into a small jar he carried with him.
He drank quickly and ordered another.And another.Always putting the olive in the jar.
After about an hour the jar was full and the man staggered out with it.
"What a weirdo!" exclaimed a customer.
"Not really," sais the barman."What would you do if your wife sent you out to get a jar of olives for tonights party,and all the shops were shut?"

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The worst things about being an egg are:
* You only get laid once
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John Saxton
30th October 2000, 11:22 PM
Anyone wanting to Know the rest of the egg joke can e-mail me if they so wish.
I stepped out of the boundaries of decorum for the input required and unreservedly apologise to the owners and the administrators herein.
In so saying this I respect the right of said personnel to audit this and every other forum on this BB.
But I do believe also that laughter is manna for the soul and everyone should take the opportunity to enhance their life with a laugh a day but within the spheres of those around us so as to not offend others.
Cheers http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif

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Johnno

Iain
31st October 2000, 07:19 AM
Rumour has it that is related to Fred Nile http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif

RETIRED
31st October 2000, 11:12 AM
HMMMMMMMMMMMM,

Reverend Fred . Has a nice ring to it. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

Iain
31st October 2000, 03:53 PM
Revs have to wear their collars back to front as a sign of their belief, with all the kids running around Tooradin The Right Reverend should wear his pants back to front http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif

John Saxton
31st October 2000, 11:01 PM
No jokes today,I coudn't find one about the dummy being spat out!!


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Johnno