From Dr Ted

[ubeaut]

These wonderful words of wisdom told to me today by Dr Ted of the Pier.

There are three important things that men over 50 should be aware of.

1/ Never pass a toilet without using it.

2/ Never waste an erection.

3/ Never, EVER, trust a fart.

[John Saxton]

You're talkin' about old farts aren't you?

Ones that just won't shake loose!