John Saxton
17th September 2000, 02:17 AM
One bright,Sunday morning everyone in the tiny town got up early and went to church.
Before the services started the townspeople were sitting in their pews when suddenly Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the exit trampling one another in an attempt to get away from the evil incarnate.
Soon everyone evacuated the church ecept for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew.
He was not moving and seemed oblivious to the fact that Gods ultimate enemy was in his presence.
Now this confused and infuriated the Devil a little bit so he walked up to the man and said,"Don't you know who I am?" "Yep sure do," replied the elderly gentleman.
Satan askeD,"Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope sure ain't," the gentleman replied.
Satan, a little more perturbed at this,asked,
"Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied,"Been married to your sister for 48years!"
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Johnno
Before the services started the townspeople were sitting in their pews when suddenly Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the exit trampling one another in an attempt to get away from the evil incarnate.
Soon everyone evacuated the church ecept for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew.
He was not moving and seemed oblivious to the fact that Gods ultimate enemy was in his presence.
Now this confused and infuriated the Devil a little bit so he walked up to the man and said,"Don't you know who I am?" "Yep sure do," replied the elderly gentleman.
Satan askeD,"Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope sure ain't," the gentleman replied.
Satan, a little more perturbed at this,asked,
"Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied,"Been married to your sister for 48years!"
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Johnno