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Mal
3rd September 2000, 11:28 PM
A burglar breaks into a house one night while the occupants were away. As he walked into the lounge room, he hears a voice say 'Jesus is coming'. He stops and listens, then, not seeing anything odd continues. 'Jesus is coming' says the voice. It seems to be coming from the kitchen. He goes to the kitchen and sees the parrot in his cage just as he says 'Jesus is coming'. He stops and says to the parrot, 'Hello Polly'. 'My name isn't Polly, It's Moses' says the parrot. 'What kind of person would call a parrot Moses' the burglar asked. The parrot replied 'The same kind that would call a doberman Jesus'.

Iain
4th September 2000, 04:19 PM
There seems to be a glut of parrots lately, or are they all related as they seem to be conversant with English.
Japarrot, town in western district, sorry, I'll go now.

RETIRED
4th September 2000, 06:18 PM
Yes the Birth place of the greatest parrot in Australian history. Jeparit.

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Ian () Robertson
"We do good turns every day"

JackoH
5th September 2000, 11:03 AM
"I DID BUT SEE HIM PASSING BY"

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John H

RETIRED
5th September 2000, 01:49 PM
Somebody got it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goodonya John.

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Ian () Robertson
"We do good turns every day"