John Saxton
23rd August 2000, 09:40 PM
A man and his wife are driving down the road speeding when a cop pulls them over.
The cop asks "Did you know you were speeding?"The man replies "I was, really? I never speed I can't believe it."
The wife interrupts and say's 'Don't listen to him he always speeds."
The man looks to the wife and say's will you shut up. The cop asks for the mans license and the man replies "Oh my God, you are not going to believe this but I forgot my license. I never leave home without it usually."
The wife interrupts and say's "Don't listen to him he never takes his license with him.He dosen't think he'll ever get caught" the husband turns around and say's "WILL YOU SHUT UP!"
At this point the cop goes around to the wife's side of the car and asks "Madam, does your husband always talk to you like this?"
She replies "Oh no, only when he's drunk."
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Johnno
The cop asks "Did you know you were speeding?"The man replies "I was, really? I never speed I can't believe it."
The wife interrupts and say's 'Don't listen to him he always speeds."
The man looks to the wife and say's will you shut up. The cop asks for the mans license and the man replies "Oh my God, you are not going to believe this but I forgot my license. I never leave home without it usually."
The wife interrupts and say's "Don't listen to him he never takes his license with him.He dosen't think he'll ever get caught" the husband turns around and say's "WILL YOU SHUT UP!"
At this point the cop goes around to the wife's side of the car and asks "Madam, does your husband always talk to you like this?"
She replies "Oh no, only when he's drunk."
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Johnno