Chris Longworth
5th July 2000, 11:02 PM
ELMER & BETSY
An older couple, living apart had been dating for a number of years. One day Elmer said to Betsy "We should stop this nonsense. We are paying two rents, two car insurance’s, buying separate foods and cooking separate meals. We should live together."
Betsy: Whose house would we live in?
Elmer: Mine, it is paid for.
Betsy: Whose car should we pay insurance on?
Elmer:Yours. It is newer and runs better than mine.
Betsy: Who would do the cooking?
Elmer: You cook and I'll do the dishes.
Betsy: What about sex?
Elmer: Infrequently.
Betsy: Is that one word or two?
An older couple, living apart had been dating for a number of years. One day Elmer said to Betsy "We should stop this nonsense. We are paying two rents, two car insurance’s, buying separate foods and cooking separate meals. We should live together."
Betsy: Whose house would we live in?
Elmer: Mine, it is paid for.
Betsy: Whose car should we pay insurance on?
Elmer:Yours. It is newer and runs better than mine.
Betsy: Who would do the cooking?
Elmer: You cook and I'll do the dishes.
Betsy: What about sex?
Elmer: Infrequently.
Betsy: Is that one word or two?