John Saxton
4th July 2000, 01:35 AM
Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane and as such have gone for a holiday back to the place where they first met.
While sitting at a cafe the little old man says,"You remember the first time I met you over 50yrs ago?We left this cafe,went round the corner behind the gas works and I gave you one from behind".
"Why, yes I remember it well dear"replies the little old lady with a grin.
"Well,for old times sake,lets go there again and I'll give you one from behind".
The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe.Young Goffy sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself,thinking it will be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it.
He gets up and follows the pensioners.
Sure enough Goffy sees the two pensioners near the gas works.
The little old lady pulls up her dress and pulls down her knickers.
The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips.
The little old lady then reaches for the fence.
Well,what follows is forty minutes of the most athletic sex Goffy has ever seen.The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal.Limbs are flying everywhere,the movement is a blur,and they don't stop for a single second.
Finally they collapse and don't move for an hour.
Well,Goffy is stunned.Never in all his life has he seen anything that equates with this,not in the movies,not from his friends,not from his own experiences.
Reflecting on what he has just seen,he say's to himself,"I have to know his secret.If only I could shag like that now,let alone in fifty years time!".
The two have by this time recovered and dressed themselves.
Plucking up courage Goffy approaches the pensioner.
'Mate, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that,particularly at your age.What's your secret,how can you have shagged like that fifty years ago?'
"Son,fifty years ago that f***ing fence was'nt electrified".
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Johnno
While sitting at a cafe the little old man says,"You remember the first time I met you over 50yrs ago?We left this cafe,went round the corner behind the gas works and I gave you one from behind".
"Why, yes I remember it well dear"replies the little old lady with a grin.
"Well,for old times sake,lets go there again and I'll give you one from behind".
The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe.Young Goffy sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself,thinking it will be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it.
He gets up and follows the pensioners.
Sure enough Goffy sees the two pensioners near the gas works.
The little old lady pulls up her dress and pulls down her knickers.
The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips.
The little old lady then reaches for the fence.
Well,what follows is forty minutes of the most athletic sex Goffy has ever seen.The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal.Limbs are flying everywhere,the movement is a blur,and they don't stop for a single second.
Finally they collapse and don't move for an hour.
Well,Goffy is stunned.Never in all his life has he seen anything that equates with this,not in the movies,not from his friends,not from his own experiences.
Reflecting on what he has just seen,he say's to himself,"I have to know his secret.If only I could shag like that now,let alone in fifty years time!".
The two have by this time recovered and dressed themselves.
Plucking up courage Goffy approaches the pensioner.
'Mate, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that,particularly at your age.What's your secret,how can you have shagged like that fifty years ago?'
"Son,fifty years ago that f***ing fence was'nt electrified".
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Johnno