Rod
28th June 2000, 02:51 PM
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath
and lipstick on his collar.
"I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come
waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning, with beer on your breath,
and lipstick on your collar?"
"There is," he replied. "I'd like some breakfast."
and lipstick on his collar.
"I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come
waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning, with beer on your breath,
and lipstick on your collar?"
"There is," he replied. "I'd like some breakfast."