sex ...of course

[bob at woodheap vic]

seen on a Tee Shirt. Being worn by a gentleman.....woodturner of course!....who was sporting a corpulant waistline.

THIS IS NOT A BEER BELLY....
IT'S A FUEL TANK FOR A
LOVE MACHINE !!!

[S Hayward]

Hi Bob
I hope that tank doesn't contain natural gas. Farting in bed usually means the love machine won't be required!!
Cheers
Shaun