RETIRED
26th February 2000, 05:27 PM
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
Spotted on the back of a t-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad:
"If you see me running, try to keep up."
Don't you think it's unnerving that doctors call what they do
"Practice"?
You have the right to remain silent anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Did you ever notice that Evian bottled water is Naive spelled backwards?
Think about it...
The grass may actually be greener on the other side of the fence,
but it still has to be mowed!
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Ian () Robertson
"We do good turns every day"
bright until you hear them speak.
Spotted on the back of a t-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad:
"If you see me running, try to keep up."
Don't you think it's unnerving that doctors call what they do
"Practice"?
You have the right to remain silent anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Did you ever notice that Evian bottled water is Naive spelled backwards?
Think about it...
The grass may actually be greener on the other side of the fence,
but it still has to be mowed!
------------------
Ian () Robertson
"We do good turns every day"