Hartley
29th November 1999, 10:06 PM
All Black Jokes (from a Kiwi friend),
Q: What's the difference between the All Blacks and a Tea Bag.....
A: A tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Q: What is the main function of the All Black coach?
A: To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q: What's the All Black version of a hat-trick?
A: Conceding three tries in three minutes.
Q: Why don't the All Black backline need pre-tour travel injections?
A: Because they never catch anything.
Q: What do the All Blacks and drug addicts have in common??
A: Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
In the next edition of Chambers dictionary under 'complacent' it reads
"New Zealand All Blacks, RWC Semi final, 1999"
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow
White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a
voice shouts out "New Zealand are good enough to win the World Cup."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
Did you hear that the NZ Post Office has had to recall their latest
stamps. They had pictures of All Black rugby players on them. People
couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Did you hear about the NZ politician who was found dead in an All Black rugby jersey? The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment.
Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says,
"Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up
everything inside them is numbered." The second surgeon says, "Nah,
librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical
order." Third surgeon says, "Try electricians everything inside them
is colour-coded." The fourth one says, "I prefer All Black rugby
players. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and
arses are interchangeable."
Q: What do you have when the All Blacks are buried up to their necks n
sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: What do you call an New Zealander at the RWC final?
A: Ref.
Q: What's the difference between the All Blacks and a Tea Bag.....
A: A tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Q: What is the main function of the All Black coach?
A: To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q: What's the All Black version of a hat-trick?
A: Conceding three tries in three minutes.
Q: Why don't the All Black backline need pre-tour travel injections?
A: Because they never catch anything.
Q: What do the All Blacks and drug addicts have in common??
A: Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
In the next edition of Chambers dictionary under 'complacent' it reads
"New Zealand All Blacks, RWC Semi final, 1999"
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow
White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a
voice shouts out "New Zealand are good enough to win the World Cup."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
Did you hear that the NZ Post Office has had to recall their latest
stamps. They had pictures of All Black rugby players on them. People
couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Did you hear about the NZ politician who was found dead in an All Black rugby jersey? The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment.
Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says,
"Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up
everything inside them is numbered." The second surgeon says, "Nah,
librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical
order." Third surgeon says, "Try electricians everything inside them
is colour-coded." The fourth one says, "I prefer All Black rugby
players. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and
arses are interchangeable."
Q: What do you have when the All Blacks are buried up to their necks n
sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: What do you call an New Zealander at the RWC final?
A: Ref.