RETIRED
14th November 1999, 06:30 AM
A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing
is as good as it used to be, what should I do?"
The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your
wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her
and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep moving closer
asking the question until she hears you."
The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands
fifteen feet behind her and says, "What's for dinner, honey?"
He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks again.
Still no response, so he moves to five feet. No answer.
Finally he stands directly behind her and says,
"Honey, what's for supper?"
She replies,
"For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN, you deaf bastard!"
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Ian () Robertson
"We do good turns every day"
is as good as it used to be, what should I do?"
The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your
wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her
and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep moving closer
asking the question until she hears you."
The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands
fifteen feet behind her and says, "What's for dinner, honey?"
He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks again.
Still no response, so he moves to five feet. No answer.
Finally he stands directly behind her and says,
"Honey, what's for supper?"
She replies,
"For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN, you deaf bastard!"
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Ian () Robertson
"We do good turns every day"