aiwoz
17th January 2006, 06:03 PM
:D A guy out on a golf day takes a high speed ball right in the crutch, ouch, (tears in the eyes stuff). Writhing in agony he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he goes to the doctor. He asks "How bad is it Doc?. I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiance's is still a virgin, in every way."
The doc told him I'll have to put your Willie in a splint to let it heal n keep it straight. It should be ok for next week. He then took out four wooden tongue depressors and formed a neat little four sided splint and taped it all together. What a work of art!
The guy mentions none of this to his girl. Marries her and they go off for the honeymoon. That nite in the hotel room, she rips of her blouse to reveal her beautiful full untouched breasts. She said "you're the FIRST no one has EVER touched these". He immediately drops his pants. "That's nothing! Look at this, it's still in the crate".;)
The doc told him I'll have to put your Willie in a splint to let it heal n keep it straight. It should be ok for next week. He then took out four wooden tongue depressors and formed a neat little four sided splint and taped it all together. What a work of art!
The guy mentions none of this to his girl. Marries her and they go off for the honeymoon. That nite in the hotel room, she rips of her blouse to reveal her beautiful full untouched breasts. She said "you're the FIRST no one has EVER touched these". He immediately drops his pants. "That's nothing! Look at this, it's still in the crate".;)