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Shane Watson
5th October 1999, 10:49 PM
You'll love this one! You will need the following:

1 C water, 1 C sugar, 4 large eggs, 2 C dried fruit, 1 tsp. Salt,

1 C butter, 1 tsp. baking soda, 1 C brown sugar, lemon juice,

nuts, 1 bottle whiskey

* Sample the whiskey to check for quality.

* Take a large bowl.

*Check the whiskey again to be sure that it is of the highest
quality.

*Pour one level cup and drink.

*Repeat.

*Turn on the electric mixer; beat butter in a large bowl.

*Add sugar and continue beating.

*Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup.

*Break two legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit.

*Mix on the turner.

*If the fried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with
drewscriver.

*Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticicty.

*Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares.

*Check the whiskey.

*Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

*Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something, Whatever you can find.

*Grease the oven.

*Tesht the whishkey.

*Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.

*Don't forget to beat off the turner.

*Throw the bowl out of the window.

*Check the whiskey again.

*Go to bed. Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway? But this recipe is
fun.

Cheers
Shane!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif

Christopha
18th July 2006, 08:21 PM
I just thought I would have a look to see who posted the first funny, Shanes effort was the earliest I found.....



You'll love this one! You will need the following:

1 C water, 1 C sugar, 4 large eggs, 2 C dried fruit, 1 tsp. Salt,

1 C butter, 1 tsp. baking soda, 1 C brown sugar, lemon juice,

nuts, 1 bottle whiskey

* Sample the whiskey to check for quality.

* Take a large bowl.

*Check the whiskey again to be sure that it is of the highest
quality.

*Pour one level cup and drink.

*Repeat.

*Turn on the electric mixer; beat butter in a large bowl.

*Add sugar and continue beating.

*Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup.

*Break two legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit.

*Mix on the turner.

*If the fried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with
drewscriver.

*Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticicty.

*Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares.

*Check the whiskey.

*Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

*Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something, Whatever you can find.

*Grease the oven.

*Tesht the whishkey.

*Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.

*Don't forget to beat off the turner.

*Throw the bowl out of the window.

*Check the whiskey again.

*Go to bed. Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway? But this recipe is
fun.

Cheers
Shane!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif

Harry72
19th July 2006, 12:08 AM
Was you bored or something?

Skew ChiDAMN!!
19th July 2006, 12:27 AM
Nar, I think he's been cooking...