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[KBs PensNmore]

A man come home from the Doctors Surgery,
The wife asks "How did it go?"
He replies with a grin, "I have to have Daily Sex!"
The wife asks, "What?"
He replies, "I have to have Daily Sex!"
The wife sees he has a prescription, and asks for it.
"You idiot, you have Dyslexia!!!" she replies.

[Tomislav]

I have Dishlexia.. can't recall the dinner i had last night..

[AlexS]

I have Dishlexia.. can't recall the dinner i had last night..

I have that - I can't remember the last time I washed up.

[Uncle Al]

I have Dishlexia.. I always thought that was a fear of a certain brand of dishwasher.