Old Croc
13th October 2023, 09:43 PM
Mick is in the pub, bored, because its empty, so he calls his mate Paddy."Are ya be coming for a drink now paddy"
"No mick, I've drank so much lately, I've not been sober all week. I'm staying in, trying to do this jigsaw puzzle of a chicken, but its really hard."
20 minutes later Mick walks in the back door and sees Paddy at the kitchen table, head in his hands, shaking badly.
"Paddy, looks like ya need a drink, let's go to the pub, put the cornflakes back in the box."
Have a lovely day everyone,
Rgds,
Crocy.
"No mick, I've drank so much lately, I've not been sober all week. I'm staying in, trying to do this jigsaw puzzle of a chicken, but its really hard."
20 minutes later Mick walks in the back door and sees Paddy at the kitchen table, head in his hands, shaking badly.
"Paddy, looks like ya need a drink, let's go to the pub, put the cornflakes back in the box."
Have a lovely day everyone,
Rgds,
Crocy.