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Old Croc
8th October 2023, 08:52 PM
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her underwear, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
Have a lovely day everyone,
Rgds,
Crocy.

clear out
12th October 2023, 06:49 PM
I saw the real deal a couple of years back.
Lunchtime at Motorretro and Rob the big fit gym owner whose doing this insane lil truck gets a grape or olive down the wrong way. In a minute it’s serious.
Alan, ex truck builder who lost his career because of his back problems just gets behind Rob whilst the rest of us are hanging dumb like gooses and does the maneuver.

I sent the joke on to Georgio to forward to Vaughan and the boys.
Next Xmas party I’m proposing Rob wears a frilly dress and Al does your version.
H.