Breslauer
13th January 2006, 08:01 AM
Words hard to say when you are Drunk! >Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
>a) Innovative
>b) Preliminary
>c) Proliferation
>d) Cinnamon
>
>Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
>a) Specificity
>b) British Constitution
>c) Passive-aggressive disorder
>d) Transubstantiate
>
>
>Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
>a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
>b) Nope, no more booze for me.
>c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
>d) No kabob for me, thank you.
>e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
>f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
>g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
>h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
>co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
>i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
>j) I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.
>a) Innovative
>b) Preliminary
>c) Proliferation
>d) Cinnamon
>
>Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
>a) Specificity
>b) British Constitution
>c) Passive-aggressive disorder
>d) Transubstantiate
>
>
>Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
>a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
>b) Nope, no more booze for me.
>c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
>d) No kabob for me, thank you.
>e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
>f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
>g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
>h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
>co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
>i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
>j) I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.