A few for the kids

[KBs PensNmore]

What nails does a Carpenter hate to hit???

Fingernails.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a drink of water???

It was a little horse.

How do you throw a party in space???

You planet

[KBs PensNmore]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Wanna tish.
Wanna tish who?
No I don't need to blow my nose.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Aunt.
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad I'm not here all the time to annoy you!