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Old Croc
1st April 2023, 11:06 PM
A deer had a bar.
One day, he found the toilet window broken, so he asked the patrons “Who broke the window!?”
A hare responded, “I kinda did…”
The deer asked “What do you mean by “kinda”?”
The hare says: “Well, I was taking a dump and after the bear finished his, he took me and tried to wipe his butt, but then he saw I wasn’t toilet paper and threw me right out of the window”.
The deer fined the bear $500.
A few days later, the window got broken again, so the deer asked: “Who broke the window!?”
A Possum responded, “I kinda did…”
The deer asked “What do you mean by “kinda”?”
The Possum said: “Well, I was taking a dump and after the bear finished his, he took me and tried to wipe his butt, but then he saw I wasn’t toilet paper and threw me right out of the window”.
The deer fined the bear $1000.
A few days later, the whole toilet got messed up – the fixtures smashed, the toilet was broken and bloodied, the window was broken, the door scratched, etc. So the deer asked,
“Who did all this!?”
The echidna replied “I kinda did…”
Have a lovely day everyone,
Rgds,
Crocy.

Chief Tiff
1st April 2023, 11:30 PM
Ha!

It reminds me of my favourite curse:

”May your next poo be an echidna; and I hope it comes out backwards”


(Non-Australians can substitute hedgehog or porcupine to suit the local fauna)