KBs PensNmore
18th March 2023, 05:49 PM
Every wife is a "mistress" for her husband.
"Miss" for one hour and "stress" for the 23 hours!
Husband throwing darts at his wife's photo and not even a single one hitting the target...
From another room wife called the husband: "Honey, what are you doing?"
Husband: "Missing you badly my Love.."
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY...
Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to and touched often.
But push the wrong button and you're disconnected...
Difference between 'complete' and 'finish'...
People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH. But there is...
When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are...COMPLETELY FINISHED!
There are 3 kinds of men in the world:
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what the b***dy Hell happened!
"Miss" for one hour and "stress" for the 23 hours!
Husband throwing darts at his wife's photo and not even a single one hitting the target...
From another room wife called the husband: "Honey, what are you doing?"
Husband: "Missing you badly my Love.."
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY...
Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to and touched often.
But push the wrong button and you're disconnected...
Difference between 'complete' and 'finish'...
People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH. But there is...
When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are...COMPLETELY FINISHED!
There are 3 kinds of men in the world:
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what the b***dy Hell happened!