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fxst
27th December 2005, 08:41 PM
for Xmas I got two shirts, some socks and sex.
And all of them were two sizes to big.
what did you get?
:D :D :D :D

doug the slug
28th December 2005, 12:33 AM
well, a few years ago when my wife was still alive she bought me two shirts for christmas. i told her they were very nice and after everyone in the family had opened their presents i went to the bedroom and put on one of the shirts just so she could see that i really did like the present.
Can you guess what happened next? yep she started a fight by asking me what was wrong with the other shirt!!!!!!!

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arose62
28th December 2005, 10:34 PM
Anyone else spot the typo in the explanatory heading for this forum?

Shouldn't "tail" be "tale" ??? (In "Maybe even know a tall tail or two that can even be true.")

Cheers,
Andrew
(Apprentice spelling Nazi)

Ashore
28th December 2005, 11:05 PM
for Xmas I got two shirts, some socks and sex.
And all of them were two sizes to big.
what did you get?
:D :D :D :D


Thats what you get for living alone:D :D :D

fxst
30th December 2005, 02:59 PM
oops and a clip in the ear when the missus saw this ......must p/w the puter I reckon:D
Pete

RETIRED
3rd January 2006, 08:55 PM
Anyone else spot the typo in the explanatory heading for this forum?

Shouldn't "tail" be "tale" ??? (In "Maybe even know a tall tail or two that can even be true.")

Cheers,
Andrew
(Apprentice spelling Nazi)
Taken you long enough.:p :D

doug the slug
3rd January 2006, 10:54 PM
Taken you long enough.:p :D

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