Where should we go for lunch

[KBs PensNmore]

Two guys grow up together, and after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet in Florida every ten years to play golf

At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf, and head for lunch." Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why Hooters?"

"They have those servers with the bobs, the tight shorts, and the gorgeous legs."

"You're on."


At age 42, they meet and play golf again.

"Where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Again? Why?"

"They have a cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."

"OK."


At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters.

"Why?"

"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."

"OK."


At age 62 they meet again.

After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."

"Good choice"


At age 72 they meet again.

Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."

"Great choice."


At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Because we've never been there before."

"Okay, let’s give it a try."

[A Duke]

Who said that's a joke?

[KBs PensNmore]

I'm getting there:D. I have to have all my passwords and details written in a book, but where did I put that book:?

[Mr Brush]

Have you checked in the fridge? :D

[Crunchie]

Have you checked in the fridge? :D

Oh! There it is. Right next to my glasses that I lost a few days ago.

[KBs PensNmore]

This is an honest to God TRUE story, it happened last week.
My SWMBO lost her purse the other day, after searching everywhere in the house, we went back to the various places that it may have been left at, to no avail.
Eventually went to the bank to cancel the cards, and the Police Station to report it, in case someone found it.

She looks in the pantry cupboard to get some food out for the animals, and guess she finds????

You guessed it, her purse. What happened prior, was we got home from shopping and our little 6month old Maltese X pup, Mia, wanted her attention, so she quickly put her purse down and forgot where she had put it.
Kryn