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Old Croc
19th September 2022, 08:21 PM
After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin.In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks into it. Not ever having seen a mirror before, he remarked at the image staring back at him. 'How 'bout that! he exclaims, 'Here's a picture of my Fadder.'
He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his dad, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the shed, and every morning before leaving to go fishing, he would go there and look at it.
His wife began to get suspicious of his many trips to the shed. So, one day after her husband left, she went to the shed and found the mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed, 'So that's the ugly bit*h he's running around with!
Have a lovely day everyone 😂😂😂
Rgds,
Crocy.

KBs PensNmore
25th September 2022, 02:47 PM
I was walking in our local Mall, when a young lady asked if she could show me a good time. I replied "I'd like to, but I only have $10.00 on me", her reply was that I wouldn't get much for that amount, and went on my way. About half an hour later, I walked back with my partner on my arm, and who should we come across, the same young lady, to which she commented, "Told you wouldn't get much for that amount of money!!!!"