Butcher's Picnic

[Crunchie]

I went to see my friendly butcher today.

I ordered some veal but he started slicing it too thin. I asked him to beef it up a bit.

I thought I’d like to buy one of his rabbits, but there was too much hare in it.

Then I asked him about the chickens. He must have chased them around the coup before killing them, because he told me the chickens were stuffed.

I was going to buy some venison, but it was too deer.

I left the shop because the butcher was looking a bit sheepish.

Next time I think I’ll order a whole hog or, if it’s too big, I’ll get a smaller one - a hogget.



(Groans are compulsory)

[Tonyz]

please shut the door on your way out....... preferably with your head still in it. :D

[rwbuild]

Gee, those jokes were an offal waste of time and I bet you get a ribbing about them too

[Boringgeoff]

Yeah, I like to look at the jokes every morning, but that was a real kick in the tripe.

[A Duke]

Hi,
I thought it was bloody good.
Regards

[verawood]

A contender for "The Guru of Groan". :)

[Rodgera]

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here'yar- is good
(Groans are compulsory)

[Tomislav]

Could be a bit of Bull