New Year Resolutions

[bennylaird]

Nearly that time.

Mine is not to post any inflamatory comments about Football (soccer). My sense of humour in that regard is off track as I tend to dislike any violence associated with sport (yes Aussie Rules too), or the sort of thing happening in Sydney at the moment.

Also my two Reddies have come about because of it. Sorry Daddles, I luv your canoe Mate......

[Zed]

I dont have any new years resolutions except :

dont slag seppo's
dont slag anyone else (except those wh deserve it as individuals)
dont swear
be nice to mum and sis
love me missus
look after jnr apeboy
dont buy gmc
save up for a hammer sliding table
be nice to roger gifkins next month
be nice to grunt and oz
be nice to incompetents at work


otherwise nothing to note.

[Termite]

I dont have any new years resolutions except :

dont slag seppo's
dont slag anyone else (except those wh deserve it as individuals)
dont swear
be nice to mum and sis
love me missus
look after jnr apeboy
dont buy gmc
save up for a hammer sliding table
be nice to roger gifkins next month
be nice to grunt and oz
be nice to incompetents at work


otherwise nothing to note.

And stop picking your nose! :D

[craigb]

I dont have any new years resolutions except :

dont slag seppo's
dont slag anyone else (except those wh deserve it as individuals)
dont swear
be nice to mum and sis
love me missus
look after jnr apeboy
dont buy gmc
save up for a hammer sliding table
be nice to roger gifkins next month
be nice to grunt and oz
be nice to incompetents at work


otherwise nothing to note.

Can't give you a green. Would a red do? :p
Damn, I can't do that either. :D

[silentC]

Work harder
Spend less time bludging on the forum
Stop trying to wind people up
Drink less
Eat better

Ahh, who am I kidding. If I haven't changed by now, I never will.

[Christopha]

My New years resolution?
Be nice?
Be kind?
Be pleasant ?
Be cleaner?
Dress better?
Be politically correct?
Be accepting of self opinionated wastes of bloody oxygen?
Get a hair cut?
Love me poxy missus?

NOT EFFING LIKELY!!!!!

[Auld Bassoon]

I dont have any new years resolutions except :

dont slag seppo's
dont slag anyone else (except those wh deserve it as individuals)
dont swear
be nice to mum and sis
love me missus
look after jnr apeboy
dont buy gmc
save up for a hammer sliding table
be nice to roger gifkins next month
be nice to grunt and oz
be nice to incompetents at work


otherwise nothing to note.

G'day Zed,

I can understand most of your points (albeit some with difficulty:D ) - except the last. Lambast the blighters! Terrorise them, and make them look the incompetent wastes of space that they are in forn of their peers / co-workers.

Cheers!

PS Rant mode needs succour after several days of dealing with incompetence that even I couldn't have dreamed (nightmared) about:(

[DanP]

I am going to resolve to not make any rediculous resolutions that I never have any intention of keeping.

Therefore, I resolve to continue as before.

Dan

[Wongo]

Play basketball at least once a month
No more soft drink
Spend less money on tools

[Daddles]

No playing of basketball.
Drink lots of soft drink.
Spend all available cash on tools :D

Richard

[Wongo]

Add Richard to my ignore list. :p

[Harry72]

Hmmm

1. organise my engagement party on 7/1/06(better get crackin)
2. Let SWMBO organise the wedding 14/10/06(my opinion doesnt count apparently)
3. spend way to much on more tools
4. Finish the house ready to sell end of next year(more tools!)
5. Hide out all year so my mates cant throw me a bucks show!

[Iain]

Procrastinate on ceasing further procrastination.

[glock40sw]

Umm...Loose 10 to 15 Kg to fit in the suit for the young blokes wedding.
Take the missus to Kiwi land for a holiday.
Buy more Guns.
Do more shooting.
Get out west and hunt more pigs and cats.

Oh. nearly forgot. Be nice to Bruce (E. Mac). G'day Bruce:D

Hooroo.
Regards, Trevor.
Grafton

[Zed]

Umm...Loose 10 to 15 Kg to fit in the suit for the young blokes wedding.
Take the missus to Kiwi land for a holiday.
Buy more Guns.
Do more shooting.
Get out west and hunt more pigs and cats.

Oh. nearly forgot. Be nice to Bruce (E. Mac). G'day Bruce:D

Hooroo.
Regards, Trevor.
Grafton

what about the pomeranian ????? whatcha gunna do about that monstrosity then ? it bemoans me that a man who shoots pigs has a dog called "fluffy":D

[glock40sw]

Zeddie, Zeddie, Zeddie.
He will stay home with his Mummy while his Daddy is hunting the Big Bad Piggies.

HE can't go hunting cause he gouges the eyeballs out of the dead pigs. Isn't he a brave big Puppy????

He loves chewing on Pig ears.

Besides. Burrs are a real bugger to get out of his coat.
Costs a fortune at the Groomers. :D

Hooroo.
Regards, Trevor
Grafton

[echnidna]

I must clean up my workshop
I must clean up my workshop
I must clean up my workshop
I must clean up my workshop
I must clean up my workshop

hmmm wonder if I can put it off till 2007.
naaa
Suppose I'd better clean it up as I have lost some tools in the shavings.

I must clean up my workshop

[Gumby]

I will not post in any more merry xmas threads.:rolleyes:

[Cliff Rogers]

I will not post in any more merry xmas threads.:rolleyes:

Happy New Year Gumby. :D

[E. maculata]

As of the 1st of January I may,
*Try to be a better person, and ignore the impulse to seriously maim all idiots that cross my path.
*Exercise more, eat less.
*Acquire more motorcycles for the kids
*Every day speak nicely to those who deserve it
*Treat guys with pomeranians with more respect for they don't need to augment their egos with a large dog, their egos are already "healthy" enough.
*Stop getting wound up about any social injustice that comes my way:o .
*Try to be more mainstream & think less for myself
*Try not to procrastinate as much or second guess myself

Then again I may not.

[Gingermick]

Miles Davis had the ability to completely take one away from what they were thinking about. .
soooo,
I want to be less tolerant and more judgemental,

sheet, um, I meant More tolerant and less judgemental. Being intolerant and judgemental hasn't really won me any friends and irks Gingerchick.
And to clean the shed, as I haven't been able to get to my lathe for 2 months.

[Cliff Rogers]

.....
And to clean the shed, as I haven't been able to get to my lathe for 2 months.


Just get a new shed & a new lathe.... ;)

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

The same resolution as every year...

... this year I'm not going to saw, staple, hammer, nail or otherwise harm the integrity of my digits.

And, of course, I expect I'll make the same resolution next year... with the same painful failure to keep it. :o

[bitingmidge]

I was going to wait till new year but what the heck:

I can't figure why every year everyone wants to be a better person?

I promise to be a lot ANGRIER:mad: , a lot more shocking :eek:, a lot more forthright :rolleyes: , I'm going to be an embarrassment :o .

Maybe I won't, it's just that all year I've had an apology for a footer, and have been too polite to need it....

P (Let's put the bite back into biting!)

:D :D :D

[E. maculata]

I promise to be a lot ANGRIER:mad: , a lot more shocking :eek:, a lot more forthright :rolleyes: , I'm going to be an embarrassment :o .

P (Let's put the bite back into biting!)

:D :D :D

But Peter wait there's more like
Act completely illogical
Chase the almighty dollar
Belittle more people so I can feel even more superior than I obviously am:p .

And I disagree (what a :rolleyes: bloody surprise he says)
We need to put the back back into biting, it's what we do best:p

[AlexS]

Drink more water
Ride the bike every morning, even when it's raining.

[MICKYG]

Gunna clean the shed, gunna clean the shed, gunna clean the shed BEFORE NEXT YEAR :rolleyes: when I will make a new years resoloution to clean the bloody shed;)

Regards mike.:D

[glock40sw]

G'day MIke.
Mate, forget about cleaning the shed.
I cleaned mine a month ago.
Now, I can't find a bloody thing.
I spent an hour this morning trying to find the bloody trowel to finish the concrete edging under the fence.

Note to Self.... Next year, try to do the large outdoor jobs in the cooler months rather than in the middle of goddamn summer.

Hooroo.
Regards, Trevor
Grafton

[glock40sw]

*Treat guys with pomeranians with more respect for they don't need to augment their egos with a large dog, their egos are already "healthy" enough.
G'day Bruce.
Mate remember...
Ego is not a dirty word. Don't you forget what you seen or you heard.

Don't ya just love SKYHOOKS :D

Hooroo.
Regards, Trevor

[E. maculata]

Trevor if you meet a Bloke without an ego, he'll be the most boring, need to be ordered around, dull waste of skin, I usually call them.........you know them a couple of em work with you.:p
Thanks for the reminder about outdoor jobs in this weather, next 2 weeks i've got
Retaining wall out front to replace
10 metres of guttering to finally put up outback
grind concrete pad down outback so pavers sit level again
lift section of decking up so I can get to swimming pumps to see why one is throwing contactor out after 20 seconds of running
Cut another section of decking away and restump area, as when i shifted the pool fence it could give a kid a foot hold.
unblock stormwater drain out front again
plus all the normal summer pruning, mowing stuff that I love so much:rolleyes:

On the positive side the floor is finally basically finished, skirting board painting and replacing today, then second coat and done:)

[E. maculata]

Oh also forgot, SWMBO & I have 4 weeks to pack up, clean up, tidy house, paint stuff, find new house, move homes, get kids ready for new school.
piece of cake:D

[Tikki]

Only two for me ...
Make more time for woodwork
Gain some weight

Cheers
Tikki :)

[Iain]

Gain some weight

Cheers
Tikki :)
Can help you there, I've got plenty, free, just help yourself, SWMBO would be grateful, so would I:D :D :D