woodhutt
4th March 2022, 10:24 PM
Scene: The Old West.
A Federal Marshall bursts through the batwing doors of a saloon with six gun drawn and stares around before relaxing and going up to the bar.
"I'm looking for the Brown Paper Kid," he says to the barman.
"What's he look like?" asks the barman.
"He's got a brown paper Stetson, brown paper waistcoat, brown paper chaps and brown paper boots," says the Marshall.
The barman shakes his head and suggests he tries the Golden Nugget Saloon further down the street.
At the Golden Nugget it's the same deal.
"I'm looking for the Brown Paper Kid," he says to the barman.
"What's he look like?" asks the barman.
"He's got a brown paper Stetson, brown paper waistcoat, brown paper chaps and brown paper boots."
Once again the barman shakes his head and suggests he tries the Last Chance Saloon at the end of the street.
At the Last Chance, it's the same - push through the doors with gun drawn and a look around the customers before going up to the bar.
"I'm looking for the Brown Paper Kid."
"What's he look like?"
"He's got a brown paper Stetson, brown paper waistcoat, brown paper chaps and brown paper boots."
Again, everyone shakes their heads but as he's leaving, the barman says "Hey, Marshall. What are you after him for?"
"Rustling."
Pete
(I'll get my coat)
A Federal Marshall bursts through the batwing doors of a saloon with six gun drawn and stares around before relaxing and going up to the bar.
"I'm looking for the Brown Paper Kid," he says to the barman.
"What's he look like?" asks the barman.
"He's got a brown paper Stetson, brown paper waistcoat, brown paper chaps and brown paper boots," says the Marshall.
The barman shakes his head and suggests he tries the Golden Nugget Saloon further down the street.
At the Golden Nugget it's the same deal.
"I'm looking for the Brown Paper Kid," he says to the barman.
"What's he look like?" asks the barman.
"He's got a brown paper Stetson, brown paper waistcoat, brown paper chaps and brown paper boots."
Once again the barman shakes his head and suggests he tries the Last Chance Saloon at the end of the street.
At the Last Chance, it's the same - push through the doors with gun drawn and a look around the customers before going up to the bar.
"I'm looking for the Brown Paper Kid."
"What's he look like?"
"He's got a brown paper Stetson, brown paper waistcoat, brown paper chaps and brown paper boots."
Again, everyone shakes their heads but as he's leaving, the barman says "Hey, Marshall. What are you after him for?"
"Rustling."
Pete
(I'll get my coat)