woodhutt
24th February 2022, 09:29 AM
A bloke has just had a rather intimate examination by his doctor and asks him if he can look forward to a long and healthy life.
"I doubt it," says the Doc. "Mercury is in Uranus."
"Oh, I don't believe in all that Astrology nonsense," says the bloke.
" No you don't understand," says the Doc. "My rectal thermometer just broke."
"I doubt it," says the Doc. "Mercury is in Uranus."
"Oh, I don't believe in all that Astrology nonsense," says the bloke.
" No you don't understand," says the Doc. "My rectal thermometer just broke."