Two Brooms

[KBs PensNmore]

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.


One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.


The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.


The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.


The wedding was lovely.


After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, ‘I think I am going to have a little broom!'


'IMPOSSIBLE!' said the groom broom.


Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to Hurt!!!!!



















'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

[rwbuild]

I do believe you are the major share holder in the groan button factory

[Crunchie]

Sorry. That one made the bristles rise.

[Old Croc]

No groan button from me, I am having trouble typing I am laughing so hard.
Rgds,
Crocy.

[KBs PensNmore]

I do believe you are the major share holder in the groan button factory

I might be the major share holder, but there's no clean sweep there!!!

[Uncle Al]

Should this be in the dust collection section??

Alan...

[Rodgera]

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[verawood]

Nuff sed. :D

[Carry Pine]

My minds in a vacuum. Can't think of a reply.