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17th November 2021, 11:02 PM
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey haven't seen you in here for a while What happened, you look terrible?"
"What do you mean" said the pirate "I feel fine"
Bartender; "What about the wooden leg, you didn't have that before?"
Pirate; "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit by a cannon ball, but I'm fine now?
Bartender; "Well, OK, but what about the hook? What happened to your hand?"
Pirate; "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight My hand was cut off and I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really...."
Bartender; What about that eye patch?"
Pirate; "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shat in my eye."
Bartender; "What you lost an eye because some bird shat in your eye?"
Pirate; "No, it was the first day with the hook!!!!"
"What do you mean" said the pirate "I feel fine"
Bartender; "What about the wooden leg, you didn't have that before?"
Pirate; "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit by a cannon ball, but I'm fine now?
Bartender; "Well, OK, but what about the hook? What happened to your hand?"
Pirate; "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight My hand was cut off and I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really...."
Bartender; What about that eye patch?"
Pirate; "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shat in my eye."
Bartender; "What you lost an eye because some bird shat in your eye?"
Pirate; "No, it was the first day with the hook!!!!"