Pun

[KBs PensNmore]

I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork.
I think I nailed it, but nobody saw it.

[jazzy69]

and now you are screwed.

[rwbuild]

You better brace yourself for this reply

[clear out]

You’ve just been hammered.
H

[Chesand]

Some well measured responses there

[AlexS]

But it's a bit boring.

[woodhutt]

It's plane you failed dismally.
Pete

[Carry Pine]

Is that awl you can give us?

[Old Croc]

There should be a rule against this.
Crocy.

[A Duke]

He has got our measure.

[Tij]

You’re all just trying to be punny!

[Tij]

I told my wife I wood see a psychologist. She said that I spent too much time in the shed. And I have too much timber. Does anyone know a psychologist who wood be able to help?

[A Duke]

We are all here because we are not all there.

[Chesand]

We are all here because we are not all there.

In more ways than one for some of us. :D

[rwbuild]

Gee, that went against the grain

[rrich]

Mates, You are phenomenal! Most of your responses I would have never thought of.

[Carry Pine]

This has become a Trite On the silly side!

[woodhutt]

I asked SWMBO if she could contribute anything to this post. We share a tite bond when it comes to our chosen hobbies (although she looks on woodworking as more of a vise). Unfortunately, shellacs the necessary skills to engage in such wordplay.
Pete

[damian]

This protracted thread has splintered into the wrong vein. I figured it wood go this way. We need to hammer it onto a higher plane or we are screwed. Don't... wait for it... be a square.

A titebond is the glue that holds a marriage together..

[Carry Pine]

Some of these puns are so old I saw-dust around them.

[KBs PensNmore]

Thanks EVERYONE, the puns made me smile which I needed:2tsup:
Kryn

[Bob38S]

Congratulations to all of the above who managed to drill down into the data to enlighten us with their responses.

They obviously had the bit between their collective teeth.

[Carry Pine]

I have to be careful, they block plane speech on here and if I mentioned 'vice', it could be sent to the other Forum.

[rrich]

They obviously had the bit between their collective teeth.

Nah. Not a "BIT". . . .

But rather well anointed series 0f ice cubes and a bit of aged ethanol.

[clear out]

I’m worried about what your about to ply yourself with.
You’ll be in the Reno forum if you get plastered.
H.