Walking down the aisle.

[KBs PensNmore]

I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me.

My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable.

It seemed to take an age, but eventually, there she was, standing beside me.

I gave her a loving smile and said, "Get that trolley over here love. They're doing 3 cartons of beer for the price of 2!!"

[Crunchie]

Kryn, you have a lot to answer for. I read this joke out to my wife and she hit me.