How do you ...

[Daddles]

How do you make a cat sound like a formula one car?











Freeze it and feed it through your table saw http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a306/kosams/Webfishingclub/shocked.gif

Richard
(yes, the siamese is being a pain the neck again)

[Daddles]

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The above 'joke' is in gross bad taste and the perpetrator shall be punished http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a306/kosams/Webfishingclub/rant.gif

SHADOW

[Daddles]

Sorry boys, 'live bait' hijacked my keyboard.

Richard
hang on while I put some bandages on these scratches :(

[Daddles]

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Don't believe it sunshine. Next time I'm going for the jugular http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a306/kosams/Webfishingclub/rant.gif

Would you believe he wouldn't let me have any of those fish he caught the other week? The man is a disgrace. An utter disgrace :mad:

SHADOW

[Daddles]

Flamin' cat. I'm going to trim his claws ... as soon as I find the axe.

Oops, there's the ambulance. Copya later boys

Richard

[arose62]

I was told that as half a matched pair of jokes:

Q "How do you make a dog sound like a cat?"
A "Freeze and tablesaw as above"

Q "How do you make a cat sound like a dog?"
A "Dip in petrol, then throw a lighted match, and 'Woof'!":eek:

Disclaimer:
Of course I'm horrified at myself for posting this, and would never do such a thing, no encourage it. I merely appreciated the neat symmetry of the two jokes.

Cheers,
Andrew

[bennylaird]

Cheer him up and turn him into a dog.

Just pour petrol on him and light a match!!!!! Wooooof!!!!!!!!

[bennylaird]

beat me too it lol.

[bennylaird]

or take a dog up to the top of the Rialto and throw him off,

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww!

[bennylaird]

What does a 200lb (American units??????) mouse say??????


Here Kitty Kitty Kitty.


A 200lb Cocatoo???


Polly wants a cracker NOW!!!!!!!!

[Iain]

:)

[Barry_White]

Iain will probably give you all a reddy for posting those about cats like he did to me for my post "For the Cat Lovers"

[Zed]

writers block today Daddles ????????????????

[Iain]

I don't hate cats, just a mutual dislike for the furry little sods.
Crap all over my veges, exercise their conjugal rights under my bedroom window at 3.00am etc etc.

[Termite]

The neighbours think I have a cat trap because I don't like what they do in my garden. They borrow it for that reason.

But really I love cats.........casserole is best. :D

[scooter]

... because I don't like what they do in my garden...

Tell 'em to do it in their own garden, some people have no inhibitions :D:p


Cheers..............Sean, uninhibitable :D

[Grunt]

Let me at that fricken cat.

http://www.users.on.net/%7Egril/dslrusers/KanePortrait.jpg

[doug the slug]

casserole is best. :D

termite, do you want to swap recipies?http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Daddles]

Grunt, you forget that a cat has six ends, FIVE of which are POINTY.

Ask Tikki's Sadie :D

Richard

[Tikki]

Grunt, you forget that a cat has six ends, FIVE of which are POINTY.

Ask Tikki's Sadie :D

Richard

Poofy flamin' Labradoodle :o :o :o :o :o

[Geoff Dean]

Hey Grunt,

mine catches its own lunch, does yours?:D :D :D

[Grunt]

He catches mice. Does that count?

[Geoff Dean]

If he uses the mice as bait to catch cats, then that is very acceptable.:D :D :D :D

If he eats them, then he had better catch a lot of them.:D :D :D

[bennylaird]

One of my rabbits catches sparrows and chews their wings off? He doesn't eat them though so your welcome to the carcass?

[Harry72]

My ol'fat dog was funny to watch with cat's at my parents old place when they 1st shifted there... a flat 10 acres and no trees for them to hide in!
Cat not able too out run bull mastive... she used to stick her nose under them while in full filght and flip them about 20' in the air, she'd never bite them tho cats always survived just then she'd lick them to sopping wet mess! Crazy bitch she was!

[AlexS]

One of my rabbits catches sparrows and chews their wings off? He doesn't eat them though ...
Just makes them walk home, does he?:rolleyes:

[bennylaird]

Look that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

[Wongo]

I am sick and tired of all these cat jokes.



Not one bit. Keep them coming guys. Remember a bullet is all it takes.:D