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Old Croc
30th July 2021, 10:49 PM
Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbour & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.

One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.

As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two orangeshttps://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t91/1.5/16/1f34a.pnghttps://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t91/1.5/16/1f34a.png fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.

Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You".....

He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a Church nearby, for the priest.......................

"Father, pls come with me. Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"......

They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You'............

Suddenly, the voices stopped counting & said:
"What About The Two At The Gate? Let's get them ........."

You should have seen the marathon..https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t92/1.5/16/1f3c3_1f3fe.pnghttps://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t92/1.5/16/1f3c3_1f3fe.png

The priest almost ran past the church gate shouting: "We Are Not Dead Yet, oohh!!!"
Rgds,
Crocy.