Old Croc
22nd June 2021, 01:27 PM
Two Little Old ladiesπ΅Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.πΉπ»πΊπΌπΈ
The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower showβ!πβοΈ
"You're on!β said Connie, holding up a $10 bill.
So, Jean slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes.ππππ§€πΆπ₯Ώπ
She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth.πΉ Then, completely naked, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.βΊ
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.πΆπΊπΆπ£ππΌπ
Finally, the smiling Jean came through the exit door to the sounds of a cheering, clapping crowd.ππβοΈπβοΈπβοΈπ
"What happened?β asked Connie.π€
"I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'!" ππ
πΉLife is short...
Break the rulesπΉ
Have a lovely day everyone!
Rgds,
Crocy.
The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower showβ!πβοΈ
"You're on!β said Connie, holding up a $10 bill.
So, Jean slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes.ππππ§€πΆπ₯Ώπ
She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth.πΉ Then, completely naked, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.βΊ
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.πΆπΊπΆπ£ππΌπ
Finally, the smiling Jean came through the exit door to the sounds of a cheering, clapping crowd.ππβοΈπβοΈπβοΈπ
"What happened?β asked Connie.π€
"I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'!" ππ
πΉLife is short...
Break the rulesπΉ
Have a lovely day everyone!
Rgds,
Crocy.