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[john ashcroft]

i know it is early yet but i just wanted to wish all in the ubeaut forum a merry christmas and a happy new year to you all,what a tremendous site

[craigb]

i know it is early yet but i just wanted to wish all in the ubeaut forum a merry christmas and a happy new year to you all,what a tremendous site

Thanks mate.

Are you the real John Ashcroft?

[Gumby]

Thanks mate.

Are you the real John Ashcroft?

He is, but are you the real craigb ? :eek:

[john ashcroft]

hiya craigb and gumby yes i am the original john ashcroft and thank you for your reply to my thread it is much appreciated my son now lives in mildura and im hoping to go there in a year or two thanks again

[Iain]

I see they 38 degrees yesterday, how is he coping??

[JackoH]

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[Daddles]

Oh no. Why did you have to remind me.

Cue scene at Daddle's house, chrissy morn. The sun is peeping over the hills. A kookaburra is convulsing with hysterics in the gum behind the shed. Within that shed, a little girl and teenage boy are trying to stifle their sobs as Daddy proudly points and says - "well, that part of the boat is your Chrismas present, and that bit, and that nice pot of paint on the bench. And LOOK, Father Christmas did some sanding for me last night."

Richard
hoping the property settlement actually does happen because it's only way I'll be able to afford any presents:(

[Groggy]

Merry Christmas to you too John.

Melbourne's Bessey clamp order arrives today so it will be like Christmas! The pain of payment has receded to a dull ache by now so it will be an early gift.

The hard part will be handing over the majority of the order to the real owners (I am secretly hoping they won't turn up ;) )

[clamp thief]

Send details, I will look after them until the rightful owners turn up, trust me.

[Driver]

Merry Christmas to you too, John - many of them!

And many of you, too, apparently:D - at least, judging by the number of you who suddenly populated the forums recently. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all the John Ashcrofts. I would add the old Bedouin blessing - May your tribe be as the sands of the desert - but it seems you're well on your way to achieving that without any further encouragement. ;)

[john ashcroft]

:) i would like to thank groggy,daddles, Iain,jackoH, clamp thief, and Driver, what a forum this is what wonderful response from you all, i just wish my son's own family could be there for christmas, they are there now but come back in two weeks time, thanks again for your response

[Termite]

John the best wishes for the coming season to you too.
Might I suggest that if you happen to like a drop of wine then move to Mildura, not just visit. :D

[john ashcroft]

thanks for that Termite i was just writing to America when the message popped up, that is what my son is doing printing the labels for the wine and other stuff thanks again:)

[bitingmidge]

Of course it's early!

This message has to go to the other side of the world! :eek:

Cheers to all the John Ashcrofts and everyone they know, or even pass in the street!

P
;)
Ho Ho Ho!
:D

[john ashcroft]

bitingmidge thanks for the email im sure there are more john ashcroft somewhere thanks

[craigb]

m sure there are more john ashcrofts

Yes. It's amazing how many John Ashcrofts there are.

[Driver]

True. . . very, very true. (Nods sagely - deep intake of breath - gazes into distance).

[john ashcroft]

thanks again i will have to post and ask all john ashcroft's please reply but im not sure where to place it

[craigb]

tut im not sure where to place it

Aahhh, well there's the rub John Ashcroft . ;)