Marriage

[woodhutt]

Marriage is like a hand at cards.
When you start you're holding two hearts and a diamond.
After 20 years you wish you could exchange them for a club and a spade.

[lovetoride]

Harsh

[woodhutt]

Harsh

Just clever wordplay.
Not a reflection of my feelings towards my wife of 50+ years.

[AlexS]

Just clever wordplay.
Not a reflection of my feelings towards my wife of 50+ years.

Nor mine. Married 50+ years, only seems like 60.

[Uncle Al]

Marriage is grand.
Divorce is 30 grand!

Alan...