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KBs PensNmore
30th April 2021, 10:22 PM
Here's your answer.


Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby...
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed..
Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.....smack him again!'

A Duke
30th April 2021, 10:45 PM
Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings _

AlexS
1st May 2021, 10:47 AM
Dunno about witnessing childbirth, but it can be damned awkward when they witness the conception!:D

rrich
1st May 2021, 03:38 PM
Dunno about witnessing childbirth, but it can be damned awkward when they witness the conception!:D

Nah. It is just Mom and Dad wrestling. LOL!

BTDT

More LOL!

KBs PensNmore
1st May 2021, 04:46 PM
Dunno about witnessing childbirth, but it can be damned awkward when they witness the conception!:D

When a little child walked in on Mum and Dad, he said "What you doing?", one of the parents replied, "Making you a baby brother or sister" The child replied, "Can you roll her over, I'd rather have a puppy!!!!"