woodhutt
9th April 2021, 11:22 PM
A bloke is stretchered into casualty covered in bruises and with a nine iron wrapped around his neck. After the doctor has removed the club and dressed his wounds, he asks the bloke what had happened.
"I don't rightly know, Doc, " says the bloke. "The last thing I remember was playing golf with the lady wife. She teed off and sliced the ball straight into a neighbouring field of cows. I teed up and did exactly the same. So there we were, hacking around in this cow paddock looking for our balls when one of the cows flicked its tail and I caught a flash of white. I thought, 'It can't be' but went over and lifted the cow's tail and sure enough there was a ball lodged just beneath its tail. I remember holding the tail up and calling to the wife, 'Hey! This one looks like yours' and after that everything just went blank..."
Pete
"I don't rightly know, Doc, " says the bloke. "The last thing I remember was playing golf with the lady wife. She teed off and sliced the ball straight into a neighbouring field of cows. I teed up and did exactly the same. So there we were, hacking around in this cow paddock looking for our balls when one of the cows flicked its tail and I caught a flash of white. I thought, 'It can't be' but went over and lifted the cow's tail and sure enough there was a ball lodged just beneath its tail. I remember holding the tail up and calling to the wife, 'Hey! This one looks like yours' and after that everything just went blank..."
Pete