woodhutt
11th March 2021, 10:38 AM
A bloke out for an early morning stroll decides to cut across the local golf course on his way home. Keeping to the rough, he comes across a golf ball, obviously lost and abandoned, so he picks it up and puts it in his jeans pocket. A bit further on, he comes across another lost ball and puts it in his other pocket.
As he's passing the clubhouse, a lady golfer emerges heading for the first tee. She nods towards the unsightly bulges in his jeans and asks, "What on earth are those?"
He decides to come clean and says, "Golf balls."
She pulls a sympathetic face and says, "I know how you must feel. I used to have tennis elbow."
Pete
As he's passing the clubhouse, a lady golfer emerges heading for the first tee. She nods towards the unsightly bulges in his jeans and asks, "What on earth are those?"
He decides to come clean and says, "Golf balls."
She pulls a sympathetic face and says, "I know how you must feel. I used to have tennis elbow."
Pete