Simplicity
5th February 2021, 10:17 PM
So I was going to make another saw actually I could have made a couple “But”
Well literally this was out of my hands I had zero control on me not being able to for fill this deep desire to make another saw or three.
So it was around 7 January, I was enjoying some well earned time in the Steel palace,possibly playing on my phone one night while the lovely Sally was watching TV,
I’m a serial Internet screen shopping browser guy,so I would have probably given Sally a innocent smile, then done the big index finger on the buy button trick while she is watching TV.
Knowing full well that Sally has know idea of my devious plan for world domination through the power of “SAW”.
Un till she sees the bank accounts later, while doing our banking, for which my plan and fool proof response is “O Ye I forgot to tell you about that, must have slipped my mind darling”
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210205/d3705ae967137e8d2e6e8b04a0357f31.jpg
Sometimes the punishment is less than the crime [emoji6].
So I’m eagerly following my purchase an it’s route travailing the globe wondering if it’s excited to be involved in world domination!,
Thank you Amazon!!
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210205/ec6ce7927423b40929720e8305a2745e.jpg
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210205/ec6ce7927423b40929720e8305a2745e.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210205/2caba2d2cd5e6962551af364107dab9f.jpg
So my beautiful precious all mine package is in the land of OZ some time around the 22 of January,
I’m starting to get jittery like a dogie politician waiting in there office late one night to count the contents of a brown paper bag.
Immmmm I can just smell that fresh new steel immmm.
Then it goes seriously pear shap, an I revert back to using four letter words my father would make me look up in a huge dictionary.
Wednesday 27 of January my loverly Sally is back in Melbourne as I am, I’m out working Sal is in the office and can easily hear the Door bell ring.
It’s on the outside of said office wall, even I can bloody hear it.
But on Wednesday 27 of January it didn’t ring the bell !!
Then this arrives in my email
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210205/edbde8d2f6354ed07502499d19e29b19.jpg
So ok I try contacting “Fastway”
No phone number a re direction to another company errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr[emoji35]rerrr.
I google Fastway reviews Omg They seem to be the most hated Company on Earth not one good review!! .
Emails sent panic stations armed.
I sent polite emails no harsh words or terms.
Check emails around the clock every 30 seconds, nothing.
Waiting for takeaway tonight, check emails nothing
Check Amazon “Your orders”
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I get this
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210205/453ea4454ff84f41cdf033856cbc0600.jpg
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210205/d6db5dde56a0c16f7ffa705acef860b4.jpg
Bloody hell it seems it was right out side the front door in Melbourne,now I can’t have my new toys.
It wasn’t a dangerous good,it would not have been heavy,I had my people listing for the door bell,(thank you Sally)
There is no human killing dog on the property that hates courier drivers.
There is no people to call an ask
Just bloody computer generated emails.
So now I will wait for my money to be returned, than bloody try again.
Rant over
Matt[emoji35]
Well literally this was out of my hands I had zero control on me not being able to for fill this deep desire to make another saw or three.
So it was around 7 January, I was enjoying some well earned time in the Steel palace,possibly playing on my phone one night while the lovely Sally was watching TV,
I’m a serial Internet screen shopping browser guy,so I would have probably given Sally a innocent smile, then done the big index finger on the buy button trick while she is watching TV.
Knowing full well that Sally has know idea of my devious plan for world domination through the power of “SAW”.
Un till she sees the bank accounts later, while doing our banking, for which my plan and fool proof response is “O Ye I forgot to tell you about that, must have slipped my mind darling”
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210205/d3705ae967137e8d2e6e8b04a0357f31.jpg
Sometimes the punishment is less than the crime [emoji6].
So I’m eagerly following my purchase an it’s route travailing the globe wondering if it’s excited to be involved in world domination!,
Thank you Amazon!!
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210205/ec6ce7927423b40929720e8305a2745e.jpg
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210205/ec6ce7927423b40929720e8305a2745e.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210205/2caba2d2cd5e6962551af364107dab9f.jpg
So my beautiful precious all mine package is in the land of OZ some time around the 22 of January,
I’m starting to get jittery like a dogie politician waiting in there office late one night to count the contents of a brown paper bag.
Immmmm I can just smell that fresh new steel immmm.
Then it goes seriously pear shap, an I revert back to using four letter words my father would make me look up in a huge dictionary.
Wednesday 27 of January my loverly Sally is back in Melbourne as I am, I’m out working Sal is in the office and can easily hear the Door bell ring.
It’s on the outside of said office wall, even I can bloody hear it.
But on Wednesday 27 of January it didn’t ring the bell !!
Then this arrives in my email
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210205/edbde8d2f6354ed07502499d19e29b19.jpg
So ok I try contacting “Fastway”
No phone number a re direction to another company errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr[emoji35]rerrr.
I google Fastway reviews Omg They seem to be the most hated Company on Earth not one good review!! .
Emails sent panic stations armed.
I sent polite emails no harsh words or terms.
Check emails around the clock every 30 seconds, nothing.
Waiting for takeaway tonight, check emails nothing
Check Amazon “Your orders”
[emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35]
I get this
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210205/453ea4454ff84f41cdf033856cbc0600.jpg
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210205/d6db5dde56a0c16f7ffa705acef860b4.jpg
Bloody hell it seems it was right out side the front door in Melbourne,now I can’t have my new toys.
It wasn’t a dangerous good,it would not have been heavy,I had my people listing for the door bell,(thank you Sally)
There is no human killing dog on the property that hates courier drivers.
There is no people to call an ask
Just bloody computer generated emails.
So now I will wait for my money to be returned, than bloody try again.
Rant over
Matt[emoji35]