Go and do some wood turning.

[KBs PensNmore]

My wife came in and asked me could I go and do some wood turning on the lathe.
"Ah" I asked, "What would you like, a dibber, rolling pin or possibly a vase?? I have Persimmon, Hickory, Mesquite, a little Walnut and a small piece of Oak. What would you like??"
"Oh, I don't care, I need six bags of shavings for the flower beds."

[rrich]

One of Connie's friends for some saw dust. I answered, "Wood flour or the bigger stuff?" A 5 minute conversation ensued explaining wood flour.