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Kiwibrucee
25th November 2005, 07:38 PM
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks
past, looks up, and says, "Hey! What are you doing?"

The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey.
They have a few joints. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is "dry" and decided to go get a drink from the river.

The lizard is so stoned he leans too far over and falls into the
river.

An alligator swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains that he was smoking a joint with a monkey in the tree, got stoned, and fell into the river while getting a drink of
water.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is finishing another joint, looks up and says, "Hey, you!" The Monkey looks down and says, "SSSShhhheeeeeetttt dude. . . How much water did you drink?


After a quick poll at work it was discovered that Those who found the joke funniest had smoked in the past.

Greg Q
25th November 2005, 07:57 PM
duuuuude!;)

goat
25th November 2005, 08:40 PM
roflmfao :D

Gra
25th November 2005, 08:42 PM
worked on me

JDarvall
26th November 2005, 06:44 AM
ex-smoker here to :D :D ....:eek: ,no ,no ,,,only ya regular tobacco.

Ivan in Oz
26th November 2005, 07:41 AM
What's the Joke?
Could someone Please explain.......................:rolleyes:

Iain
26th November 2005, 11:32 AM
What's the Joke?
Could someone Please explain.......................:rolleyes:
The alligator transformed to a crocodile between sentences:p

Ashore
26th November 2005, 11:39 AM
The alligator transformed to a crocodile between sentences:p

Sooo.... the monkey was so stoned he couldn't tell the diffrence between a crocodile and an alligator .:cool:
Guess I haven't smoked enough :rolleyes:


Rgds

Ashore

Termite
26th November 2005, 03:06 PM
Sooo.... the monkey was so stoned he couldn't tell the diffrence between a crocodile and an alligator .:cool:
Guess I haven't smoked enough :rolleyes:


Rgds

Ashore

Or Kiwibrucee smoked too much :rolleyes: :D

Kiwibrucee
28th November 2005, 11:43 PM
Or Kiwibrucee smoked too much :rolleyes: :D

Must Have , didn't even notice that bit, too busy laughing.

Bruce T.