wheelie bin

[rick_rine]

The garbage collector says to the man "Wheres ya bin "
Replies the foriegner " I've bin on holidays "
To which he replies " No wheres ya wheelie bin "
"Oh if you must know I've bin in gaol "



O.K. Its an oldie and you probably heard it in primary school but ...

[Groggy]

Y'know, a zero clearance insert and a triple chip blade will get rid of the ugly fuzz in the lid for ya!:D:D:D

[Daddles]

Funny, my neighbour talks like that ... and he's an aussie.

Richard

[doublejay]

We had a new Operations Manager who had been seconded from the Head Office in Dallas. He was sitting in his office when the cleaner, who was doing his daily rounds, knocked on the door and asked, "How's ya bin?" His reply "I've been fine. How about you?"

[corbs]

Bloody theiving bugger... thats my bin... go cut your own up :D:D:D:D:D:D

Corbs