3 men on a boat

[woodPixel]

3 guys are out fishing in their tinny.

They brought four cigarettes to share in a quiet moment, but forgot to bring something to light them with!

Alas, their clever mate throws one of the cigarettes overboard and now they are a cigarette lighter.

:C

[homey]

Oooooh - I'd make a comment on that horrible joke but it'd be an inflammatory remark.........

Brian

[AlexS]

Bit hard to match that one.

[A Duke]

Strike!

[Crunchie]

Oh, C'mon folks. Lighten up!!

[rwbuild]

and not one of them had a flaming idea...

[Lyle]

And then there was "smoke on the water and fire in the sky...".

[Rodgera]

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[markharrison]

In the same general milieu...

Three guys -- Butcher, Baker and a Lawyer -- out fishing in a boat and it comes time to go home and the motor won't start. No mobile reception and nobody else around. None of them thought to tell anyone else where they were going.

Between the boat and the shore is a circling group of sharks that are looking pretty hungry.

The Butcher (the boat owner) says, "Look, I will swim to the shore and get some help". The Baker says, "Mate, that's not fair. I think we should draw straws for it". The Lawyer says, "That sounds fair".

So they draw straws and the Lawyer draws the short straw. The Lawyer, sniffs; whips off his shirt and says, "Hold my beer".

He leaps over the side and swims towards the shore. Amazingly, the sharks part away from the Lawyer as he goes past.

The Baker was stunned and says, "What the hell was that all about?".

The Butcher turns around and says, "Son, that was just professional courtesy.".