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Christopha
22nd November 2005, 05:29 PM
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

echnidna
22nd November 2005, 05:47 PM
Forget the food,
I'll get a pie later!!!

Blackers
22nd November 2005, 06:46 PM
3. Bring beer

ozwinner
22nd November 2005, 06:55 PM
3. Bring beer

Beer, ya got ta have beer.


Al :D

Tikki
22nd November 2005, 07:02 PM
Hmmmm, I must be too easily pleased ... only 18 of the 54 important to me ;)

Cheers
Tikki :)

echnidna
22nd November 2005, 07:03 PM
Which 18?

ozwinner
22nd November 2005, 07:04 PM
Hmmmm, I must be too easily pleased ... only 18 of the 54 important to me ;)

Cheers
Tikki :)

Is beer one of them???

Al :D

ozwinner
22nd November 2005, 07:05 PM
Which 18?


18, full of muscles, unatched, male.
Owwww and not gay......




Al :p

Tikki
22nd November 2005, 07:37 PM
18, full of muscles, unatched, male.
Owwww and not gay......
Al :p

I'll pass on the 18 and the beer ;)

Cheers
Tikki :)

ele__13
22nd November 2005, 10:00 PM
hmmm beer ...... BUT only if its a Caffery's ( pale irish beer ) and the rest of the list hey ... ... im spoilt my man is a great deal of the list and i wouldnt change him for quids ... Cheers Jules

Ratbag Oz
22nd November 2005, 10:33 PM
My hubby is everything but #15 and I'm glad of it ;)
Plus, I only need to fulfill 50% of my job requirement at any one time :D but sometimes I spoil him..........

Iain
23rd November 2005, 07:53 AM
I used to be 15, worked with a pompous, self righteous, short asred little sales manager.